I Thought I Saw Johnny Massacre Last Night, As Alive As You Or Me
/I was crossing Torstrasse about an hour ago, round midnight, and I thought I saw Johnny Massacre coming across the road towards me, wearing a big green gansey. I was mildly but very pleasantly surprised. Always a joy to meet Johnny. As he got closer, I was about to say hello, and then,
A) I realised it wasn't Johnny, and
B) I remembered that Johnny was dead.
The last time I saw him, if you can call it seeing him, he was being lowered into the ground in a coffin in Longford in 2003. Ming the Merciless (Johnny's great friend Luke Flanagan) gave a speech at the graveside, a good speech. And then Ming the Merciless urged us all to give Johnny Massacre (born John Doran, and only 27 when he died, in a car crash), the parting gift he would have most appreciated - a huge round of applause. We did, oh we did.
(Mike Casey had filmed Johnny's street show in 2002, and put this tribute together after Johnny's death.)
Allan Cavanagh (who comments below, hi Allan!) has posted his own memories of Johnny Massacre's funeral here on Caricatures Ireland, his blog. There's a lovely moment with Johnny's mother, a mighty, mighty woman...